LOLs @ Spam

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Received this message today, which WordPress so nicely marked as spam:

I would name your blog the dreamland! While Santa knocks at our door just once per year, you blog is open the whole year – wow!

Oh, I so wish this was true.

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Things People Say

Him at work: Oh you’re pregnant? I thought you were just getting heavy because you got married.

"Does this baby make me look fat?"

Me: I wish I was her, she’s all warm & cozy.
Lady: How do you know, did she tell you?

Her, (while I was attempting to breastfeed for the first time): Just give her milk!

Them: Your doctor’s an idiot.

And why do people insist on knowing how much I gained?